the only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room
(via biebermynigguh)
sometimes i get sad but then i think about all the fuckin swag i have and everything is alright again
(via biebermynigguh)
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via white-kenny)
boy is your name homework cause im not doing you
and i should be
(Source: alrights, via white-kenny)